Today the Dragon Wins

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Sandy Lender is the editor of an international trade publication and the author of the fantasy novels Choices Meant for Gods and Choices Meant for Kings, available from ArcheBooks Publishing, and the series-supporting chapbook, What Choices We Made.

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Monday, April 23, 2007

Pet Food Recipes
Or…here’s what The Dragon can offer writers’ pets today

As I mentioned Friday, recipes are alluded to in Choices Meant for Gods because the characters don’t live in a society where you can pick up a pizza on the way home from work. So my interest in cooking for the furry and feathered friends in my household isn’t totally foreign to my mind. When the pet food recall started up, I looked around at the food my pets were eating and thought, “Darn, I have to cook a lot of non-human food all of a sudden.”

The recipes I offered Friday were cat-oriented because the furry animal in my household is a cat (not mine). But I have friends with dogs, so I did some research on dog food recipes this weekend. Here’s what I came up with. You guys don’t have to work any harder than cat owners, but the stuff you get to make doesn’t seem like it would smell as bad as cat food…less stinky fish. (Hey, try making Squid Squares for water turtles sometime! That stuff is vile. You have to make it when you have a full day of open-window time, let me tell you.)

So here are a few sites that seemed better than others for dog food recipes.

www.i-love-dogs.com/dog-food-recipes.html

www.naturaldogfood.com (Click on the “Emergency Foods” link on the left side of the page. The gal appears to have a book… She shares some basic information on portion sizes based on the animal’s weight and what types of foods are best as protein sources versus roughage, etc. She also lists foods to avoid—like the usual chocolate and alcohol and honey, but also onions, raisins and grapes, and nuts. And if you have a pet bird, that grape avoidance is a good idea for Polly, too. Ask me about a terrible story I read that keeps me from feeding Petri anything grown south of the border.)

www.cooksrecipes.com/category/pet-recipes.html (This site offers both cat and dog food recipes.)

The www.aspca.org site offers some good information as well, but the lists of good recipes seem concentrated on the three I’ve listed above. Just be sure you’re checking the ingredients you put in your pet’s food for good growing practices. Things cultivated with pesticides and crazy amounts of fertilizer aren’t good for humans—imagine what they’ll do to your pet’s unsuspecting digestive system.

I wish you the best in caring for your furry (or feathered or scaled) friends in your households. I know how dear a pet is and I wish each of us to experience long, lasting friendships with our animal family members. While we wait for the all-clear message from the pet food industry, that may mean a lot of time in the kitchen baking and mixing stinky fish for them, but, in the long run, it’s worth it.

“Some days, I just want the dragon to win.”

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Friday, April 20, 2007

Have Confidence in Your Pet Food - Make it Yourself
Or...your writing assignment is to share recipes

Today's post was difficult to morph into the theme of The Dragon. I wanted to give visitors to The Dragon something very useful because animals are (obviously) near and dear to my heart. But what do animals and their food have to do with writing and grammar, eh? Here we go!

In my novel Choices Meant for Gods, Loetha and Lahs, the couple that works side by side at the Taiman estate to keep the place running smoothly (and the couple that will probably get me in trouble with all the right-wing conservative entities that take umbrage with same-sex marriage in this country - ah well - what can you do?) cook up fabulous meals from scratch for the family. They have to. It's a society akin to medieval society. They can't just pop a Stouffer's Lean Cuisine in the microwave. So I have allusions to recipes in the book. A friend of mine suggested I come out with a (no, my Freudian Slip isn't showing - everyone relax) book of definitions/glossary terms for the novel and recipes that Loetha and Lahs have made. Excellent marketing idea, thought I. (And Choices Meant for Gods is still available at www.amazon.com.)

In the meantime, it's spurred me to think that I should post a couple pet food recipes here at The Dragon for my visitors who might be concerned about the pet food scare that's still plaguing us in "real life." I'm stunned by the inability of the pet food manufacturers' public relations officials to get this under control. They should be working hand in hand with their product development departments to contain and fix this issue. The public has no confidence in the pet food industry right now, and that isn't going to change any time soon with the way this has been handled.

I can't fix it with one post at The Dragon, but I can share with you two recipes that I've used for my significant other's cat. (No, not my cat. Yes, I baked for it. Christmas present, you see...)

This thing takes some effort, but, hey, if you love your pet, it's worth it. I've had the recipe for years so I don't remember where it came from.

Catnip Cookies (oh, yeah, drug the animal, right?)
1 cup whole wheat flour
1/4 cup soy flour
1 teaspoon catnip
1 egg
1/3 cup milk
2 tablespoons wheat germ
1/3 cup milk
2 tablespoons wheat germ
1/3 cup powdered milk
1 tablespoon unsulfured molasses
2 tablespoons butter or vegetable oil (and use the butter with no gluten, just to be good to kitty's insides)

heat oven to 350; mix all the dry stuff; add the egg, molasses, butter & milk; roll the dough flat on a greased cookie sheet and cut it in little pieces (or, if you're like me and hate the rolling business, just shmoosh the dough into little bite-size pieces like cookies onto the cookie sheet - they're cats - they don't care what it looks like); bake for 20 minutes; store the cookies in a sealed container

Here's one called Tuna Patties, but, folks, I am totally against the commercial fishing industry so please request farm-raised tuna at the fish counter.
Tuna Patties
6 ounces of tuna (Preferably fresh - even the dolphin-safe cans are a result of netting practices that include waste and bycatch that harm other sea creatures like sea turtles! Only the dolphins are helped out of the nets and that's only because Greenpeace is watching.)
1/2 cup boiled rice
1/4 cup liver (this is what makes it smell so gross - puree the liver so it's liquidy and vile)
2 or 3 sprigs of some nice green herb that's safe for cats - like parsley (good calcium source)

mix everything together and roll into 7 or 8 little balls that you pat out like a hamburger; store in a tight container in the fridge and serve raw (gross)

I'll find some more online this weekend and post them in honor of protecting animals for Earth Day. There are some dog food recipes out there, I'm sure! As your writing assignment for The Dragon today, post a pet food recipe to share.

"Some days, I just want the dragon to win."

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